slipawayesterday:

ruinedchildhood:

This set unrealistic expectations for lockers in middle school.

shE’S A FUCKING WIZARD.

twoopy:

toinfinityandbeyonce:

twoopy:

i drew this like 203763 years ago

batakab

thanks

emilyyaksitout:

medioxumate:

wessasaurus-rex:

motivational-penguin:

liveinphoenix:

brokensilence137:

Haunted house that takes people’s picture as they’re walking through.

why is the girl in the first photo grabbing her mom’s boob

I am laughing so hard at the 4th picture. Look how high he jumped grabbing on the other two omfg 

This is one of the best things I’ve seen in ages.

The is hilarious

mikerickson:

i didn’t know it was possible to trust someone this much

theboywhofangirled:

everkings:

jiji-is-a-bunny:

dame-gaby:

sweettitties:

buildfortsoutofsheets:

thisworldisourr:

The most difficult one minute of our Elementary childhood.

omg this stressed me out like no other

Quick, do all the zeros and then comeback for the rest.

no you know what it was a goddamn race

it was all about being the kid who flipped their paper over first and then looked at all your peers as they hear the flutter of paper

so much power

ohmygod

At least there isn’t goddamn LETTERS mixed in with those. Fucking algebra. 

Oh man these were the greatest things of my life I looked forward to this every week I was without fail the first to finish and to this day I hold the record for completing the most of these tests in my teacher’s entire career I basically ruled the school and this is why I have no friends

1plus1chainz:

IML AUGHING S OMUCH OMG THIS MAKES LITERSALLY ZERO SENSE LIKE ISTHE CUPBOARD TOOO LOUD WHEN HE OPENNS IT????H OW DOES TH AT HAPPEN OMG I DONT EVEN UNDERSTAND

hallloween:

I can’t decide if

• someone stabbed someone else over a cheeseburger
• someone stabbed someone else with a cheeseburger
• someone stabbed a cheeseburger
• a cheeseburger stabbed someone
• a cheeseburger stabbed another cheeseburger

gendercake:

imperfekct:

gendercake:

i stopped believing in things once trix cereal stopped being shaped like fruit

What if they still are shaped like fruit but trix is for kids and we’re not kids anymore so we just see boring cereal?

fuck

andalizard:

antiblossom:

just a reminder:

the Summer Solstice is June 21st - its the longest day of the year and when the sun is at its most powerful (the height of summer)

the Super Moon is June 23rd - its when the moon is closest to the Earth, more than any other time and is 5 times bigger than usual

don’t miss ‘em! ♡

Only 2 days before the fire nation harnesses the sun’s power to destroy the earth kingdom

magic-murder-bag:

zackisontumblr:

i wish pizza fell from the sky with a little parachute and landed in my hands whenever i wanted a pizza